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February 2012

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Had a blast the other day w/ my best buddy.

It was so nice yesterday & now its all rainy out. I wanted to go run in the park w/ my baby she had a blast playing tag & racing w/ me. Then we played power rangers and got a lot of odd stares but it was too much fun to just stop and start caring what people thought. 

Feb 29, 2012
#fitness #parenthood
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What the HECK Happened to my Dashboard!?

WHat the hell is this!

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  • Woman: Can I have birth control?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
  • Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
  • Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
  • Government: Too bad.
  • Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
  • Government: Do you have a penis?
  • Man: YES, YES I DO!!
  • Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
  • Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
  • Woman: But-
  • Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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collegecaseywins:

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